I asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be
when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some
day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing
there, so I asked her,
If you were President what would be the first thing
you would do?’
She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the
‘Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘You
don’t have to wait until you’re President to do
that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and
sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50.
~ Author Unknown
Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the
homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use
toward food and a new house.’
She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom
glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and
asked, ‘Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and
do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?’
I said, ‘Welcome to the Republican Party.’
Her folks still aren’t talking to me.
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