Top 10 ways to get your submission published on digg’s front page.

  1. Make a Top 10 list of something everybody knows about, but has never been formated into a top 10 list.
  2. Whenever you receive an email forward from your Grandma, be sure to submit it to digg right away. Chances are if your Grandma is sending you something you think is witty, there is no chance it hell it has been floating around the internet for the past 10 years.
  3. Which brings me to number 3. Submit images and or stories that have been floating around the internet for 10 years. Digg users like to think they found something unique. In reality those diggers are probably the same people who instead of using Ctrl(cmd)-C use the drop down option in the menu bar. EDIT > COPY your way to success into a management position today!
  4. Browse Snoops.com, find something that has been proven to be debunked, find the original article on the internet, then pass it off as real.
  5. Become an atheist and digg everything that will show the evil of religion. Because we all know that the extremists of a religion represent how all religious people are. Get extra points with this technique by targeting Scientology or Christians.
  6. Post something about Apple or make fun of an Apple fan boy. This will never ever become old.
  7. Use the following keywords: Kevin Rose, Obama, Ron Paul, DIGG THIS, BETTER DIGG, DIGG RAPED ME WITH THEIR COMMENT SYSTEM, Super Mario, RIAA, OWNED, WTF, FOX NEWS, [pic], LINUX.
  8. Before writing your submission, be sure to close your eyes, tape your fingers together and mash the keyboard with your stubs. If I were to apply this technique to my headline it would look something like, “TOPP!! 10 Wais to get your stuff in the fron page of dig!!!!”
  9. Make sure you are not wasting your time in the first place. Do you really need to submit something to digg? Don’t you have something better to do? Seriously, why am I even writing this stupid list.
  10. When all else fails, try submitting something very original created and or found first, by yourself. This usually involves the most risk as it could result in the people of digg thinking you talk like a fag and drink water like in the toilet.
April 30th, 2008 |

2 Responses to “Top 10 ways to get your submission published on digg’s front page.”

  1. Tim Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    I just Digg’d this :D +1

  2. giacomit Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 7:00 pm

    This is a cool article. it cracks me up.

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